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Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.
The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!
by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009
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free clam

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."
Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.
by Kinaya March 29, 2009
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free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.
Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
by zbrcht June 7, 2009
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012
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Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.
Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!
by Caro91 February 13, 2014
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Free pussin' it

Loose women that do not wear underwear.
They're not free ballin' it, they're free pussin' it.
Yo, that ratchet ass bitch Tiffany, I heard she Free Pussin' It right now.
by Clamsout22 July 26, 2017
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free blowjob

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?
by F0ckRite May 31, 2018
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