frozen custard

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.

Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.

by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011

frozen jaunita

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy

Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.

by Sean Meacham May 13, 2008

Frozen

dissed; insulted

John insulted his friend, then said "Oooooh! Frozen!"

by frooooozen123 May 3, 2009

FrozenShadow23

Bad ass liberal mo fo... I swear it!

FrozenShadow23 SO rules.

by He who rules all September 9, 2003

Frozen-Nonna

Adj.

-One who moves as though they were an elderly woman who was frozen.
-Describes a person who moves extremely slowly.

I can't believe we actually hired that frozen-nonna!

I thought I told you to shave those sideburns you frozen-nonna!

by Chrischeetos June 15, 2010

Floeny

To cough in a way to hide words

Man 1 to man 2; (coughing) Gay, Man 3 to man 2; Mannn! you just got floenyed.

by BB.9005 November 11, 2010

frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011