Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Float builders

ones who build low budget class floats

WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.

by sikysikygnargnar1 September 18, 2009

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

float on

float on is a great song by Cls. Cali life style you should listen to it

“hey gurl have you listened to the song float on by cls?…if not then let me put you on”
“no let me listen to it right now… ooo i like this”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024