floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024