Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you

I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.

by Orangepinks March 27, 2025

high-floating

bombastic; high-falutin’.

Your write-up is full of high-floating words.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024