fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s

I did her old fashioned

by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020

Moral fashion

The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.

Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.

by bleeping_lifeboat223 October 8, 2024

Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

by Lil jawn July 25, 2025

toddler fashion

When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.

Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.

by Shingouki March 22, 2024

Disability Fashion Stylist

A disability fashion stylist is a term coined in 2008. It is defined as a fashion stylist that specializes in dressing people with disabilities. A disability fashion stylist may work in editorial styling, advertising (TV, print, commercial), the music industry, eCommerce sites, film, TV wardrobe, lookbooks, celebrity styling, and personal shopping.

Training

It is important to note that a disability fashion stylist has been trained in the execution of the Disability Fashion Styling System: Accessible, Smart, Fashionable®. Although all disability fashion stylists are trained to work with people with various disabilities, some stylists may specialize in specific disabilities.

Tina hired a disability fashion stylist for an eCommerce retail campaign featuring a new adaptive fashion capsule collection.

The occupational therapist recommended a disability fashion stylist to her client who was having difficulty getting dressed.

by Accessible Queen October 20, 2023