by anonymous January 16, 2023
When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 05, 2024
Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.
Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?
by Zurgy September 23, 2024
by gonzo-journalism June 04, 2022
When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
by mesnard.hollyann@gmail.com February 02, 2023
The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013