Bogan Fact

Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.

Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.

Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.

Bogan 1: For real

Bogan 2: Too right

Bogan 1: Deadset

Bogan 2: Bloody oath

Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
by Caliban78 February 4, 2014
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On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth
Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”
by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024
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Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021
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Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato
Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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The Greatest Fact

That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.

These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.

Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.
The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...

In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.

Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.

This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..
by flightfacilities May 6, 2022
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Fact

Something that proves to be true... despite what the idiot arguing with you may say.
It is a fact that here are twelve eggs in a "dozen eggs".

Idiot: "No man... there is 10 in a dozen"
by CP3218 April 19, 2019
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