fucklesnort

a fucklesnort is one whom enjoys the activity of snorting an intense line of coke, while drinking vodka thus giving the effect of not giving a fuck, fucklesnort

timmy: hey i cant fucking believe you
brad: okay listen here tImMy *while caressing timmy’s soft arm* I couldn’t give a fucklesnort

Timmy: oh god brad are you fucking high?!
Bad brad 900: okay listen here TiMmY, *bad brad 900 is slowly caressing timmy’s soft arm* i couldnt give a fucklesnort

by 666FURRYLOVER666 February 13, 2021

fonkleface

A silly or ridiculous person.

Danny really was a fonkleface to eat the banana peel.

by MasterOfBananas February 21, 2021

fonkledonk

1. to utterly destroy. Rek.
2. to fuck (up).

alt spellings: fonkle donk, fonkle-donk, foncul donk, foncul donc

1. a. present tense. (after being challenged) I'm gonna fonkledonk you poser!

b. past tense (after blowing up an enemy base in a game) oh hell yah get fonkledonked!

2. a Have you seen Liina? I'm hoping to fonkledonk her this weekend and she'll come back every one after.
b. (after being bumped into a club) Hey m8 don't make me fonkledonk you!

by mentallyfunstable March 4, 2021

Fuckler

Noun: A person who inadvertently commits an infraction, someone who screws up.

My girlfriend and I are on the outs because I've been such a Fuckler lately.

by Nodyeblond March 10, 2021

fuckleminyute

bitch nigga.

oi fuckleminyute lick my shoes nigga!

by James1998_SF June 27, 2021

Funcle

A word my cousin created for individuals to use when referring to a “fun uncle”

Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin

Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle

by Funcle July 25, 2021

Fucklecunt

A person who will always agree with, and eventually espouse, anything that normal people consider a conspiracy theory.

Bill is a fucklecunt who won’t even vaccinate his dog because he believes liberal veterinarians are injecting human baby blood into the animals to communicate with Mexican invasion forces on Mars. He also thinks seat belts are an infringement on the “rights” of physics.

by Nombrepseudo August 5, 2021