Palm Bay Florida

Quite Possibly The Most Boring Place in Florida. FILLED with old people

The are soo many old people that live in Palm Bay Florida

by Tyler Marcinik January 10, 2011

Florida New York

Hell hole of New York State. The land that time forgot. One grocery store. The nuns spend money like "drunken sailors", yes that was quoted by the town priest. Live here if you like onions, black dirt and migrant workers.

Mom was never so happy as when we moved out of Florida New York.

by dubcgirl November 28, 2010

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

Double Florida Panhandle

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.

Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

by Florida mananal August 8, 2020

florida panty dropper

Noun - arbor mist, wild vines, boones farm, etc.

That girl was getting her pussy annihilated after having a few too many florida panty droppers.

by florida pipeline inc December 16, 2010

Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.

Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...

by RITguy July 9, 2010

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019