The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

house float

The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.

Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!

by Gin Callais January 20, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

The Rootbeer Float

When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.

Last night my man gave me The Rootbeer Float, I'll be sticky for a week!

by D12420 March 27, 2020

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024