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whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.
“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express
by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Rocky Mountain express

A Willy Wonka Special that is performed west of the Rocky Mountains
Good lord, Will gave me a Rocky Mountain Express and it was NOT my cup of tea
by DillyDerk June 17, 2021
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Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 26, 2023
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To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.
Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!
by Polar express December 9, 2017
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