even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
I shot a deer during the evening push
by Hohan the Great November 21, 2020
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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
i can vape even on my hover board
by ratchada dykeman October 23, 2018
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Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.
Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
by :ge: October 05, 2017
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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina
Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 06, 2025
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