by anonymous February 22, 2022
Get the Eva Bradshawmug. is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter
Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA
by mrgiggles450896 December 31, 2023
Get the evamug. A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
Get the evamug. How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
Get the Evamug. Just when I think my period is going to end, I keep bleeding. Sometimes I feel like its gonna last flow-eva.
by missesxccow December 21, 2014
Get the flow-evamug. An amazing woman. She is beautiful inside and out, and she is very wholesome. If you have a friend like her, you are lucky. She is an angel brought down from heaven to bring kindness and strength to this world. She can have a dark side, and stand up for what is right a little to far, though.
by Witheredxrose May 31, 2021
Get the Eva Pagemug.