Ethan

Not too great at sport so and doesn't really know how to spell, usually gets girls only cuz they pitty him. Tries stupid things to get attention and generally makes jokes to cover up.

Guy: why is that guy so weird?
Other guy: he's and Ethan

Guy: that makes sense

by Lixylol March 5, 2017

Ethan

A massive fatty patty. No one likes him. He stays home all day with his cats. He likes to bully other people! One time he strangled his brother because he asked for the wifi password. A mean bean for sure.

Ethan, you are a ruh tard.

Ethan, you are wanted at the principal's office.

Uh oh, he looks bad. Like baaaad. Must be an Ethan.

by Legend10101010101 December 12, 2016

Ethan

A person at has at name can not be measured with nothing, it mean he has no talent for anything or he is just plain stupid and lazy at his own life.

Ethan you can't do anything right.

by Dank band October 8, 2017

Ethan

A big time xbox gamer whos plays with FaZe Clan! He also chats with Brianna till 2 in the morning. He also watches gay porn.

Dude that guy was being such an Ethan when i was over at his house.

by Optic WillyG August 22, 2011

Ethan

A gay old man, who is greatly into foot fetishes. Everyone generally hates him, as he is a stupid think he knows it all AKA a Tom.

You are such a f**king Ethan!

by Oracle_69 March 6, 2015

Ethan

The Type of guy thats a jerk and thinks he's "all That" but isnt...normally if u upset him he'll call you a "Slutmcskankyscumbag'

Girl 1: i hung out with ethan last night
Girl 2; OMG R U OK?!?!?

by Awesomeness101(; January 2, 2012

Ethan

A fat kent who thrives off eating at burger king all day. Although an ethan consists of a large juicy penis, his inability to shake off his poor eating habits costs him dearly. To put it simply, if an ethan was able to successfully bed a girl then the world is becoming fucked over.

At burger king....
Jace: whos that guy???
(Nom nom nom nom nom nom)
Will: ohhh.. that's an ethan

by Jason.G#1 July 11, 2010