Microsoft Edge

A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.

Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?

Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!

by Mud and Snow May 10, 2018

Straight Edge

The term Straight Edge originates from Emoy little fucks who stay home at night and cut themselves (with a straight edge) while their friends are out partying hard. Straight edge "parties" commonly have such entertaining games as pin the tail on the donkey, and who can stay up the longest without succumbing to boredom induced exhaustion; a step up from being a Mormon, but still a mass of displaced losers in society, adhering to another pointless fad. Straight edges rarely go to non-straight edge parties, because they woe to know what they're missing out on.

"Only Good Charlotte and this straight edge understand my plight..."

by Lanan June 25, 2005

The Edge

a radio station in toronto that claims to play new and innovative music but, in actuality, plays commercialized ass crap.

"i was listening to the edge, but then they started playing sum 41 so i smashed my radio."

by radio whore November 9, 2003

straight edge

Please see Square Edge

"Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I don't have fun"

by SQED February 14, 2005

straight edge

An attempt to give an abstinence policy a 'street' name so they don't realise that they're missing all the fun.

"I'm straight edge."
"Pffahahahahaha."

by Easty September 27, 2005

break edge

when you are straight edge or sxe and you finally start doing drugs/skanking again.

I broke edge once: New Years. But usually, I am more sxe than your single aunt will ever be

by rise up rise against June 21, 2004

Straight Edge

A false belief with false promises.

Indulge in the pleasures of the flesh, do not cling to your petty promises of purity and honour, for they do not exist.

This is a belief that human beings shouldn't drink, do drugs or have casual sex. These three things will always exist; you're fighting a losing battle, Straight Edges.

Twist your edge.

The Straight Edge didn't have any fun, he was too cool for it. He was too cool to go out for a drink with his friends, too cool to know what if you're not a complete dick you can enjoy drugs and alchohol without any EXTREMELY derogatory backlash.

by Alec Girard, Twisted Edge. May 1, 2005