Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.
by Clarabella October 18, 2020
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sonia-ed

To completely pass the tipsy stage and become drunk instantly leading to bad behaviour and severe hangovers
Oh my god, I was so sonia-ed last night that I fell out of the cab
by cakeynumnums January 07, 2014
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Nightengale-ed

The act of being jinxed or blessed by national baseball reporter Bob Nightengale and his "sources." Anything Bob reports is wrong, therefore the opposite will most likely take place.
Did you hear the Mets got Nightengale-ed on the Trevor Bauer trade?

The second we heard Bob report Marcell Ozuna wouldn't be back in Atlanta, we knew that the Braves had gotten Nightengale-ed.
by MrMet February 12, 2021
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A-wilkerson-ed

To be the type of guy who even though is a racist, loves sucking small black dick. Also drives a mustang. Physically abuses women, as well as children sexual.
He was completely A-wilkerson-ed. We caught him orally pleasing petite underaged black men.
by Betterluckruss1 December 12, 2020
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Yeat(ed)

Yeat or action for word yeat=yeated-The name of a dolly used to carry heavy or bulky items very easily. A man name Tom Yeats started a dolly company out of his garage in Long Beach, California back in 1936. He hired a young boy named Bill Anderson, who, at the age of 14 worked twice as hard as any other employee. Tom took Bill under his wing, impressed by his responsibility and work ethic. When World War 2 broke out, Bill did his part by serving with the Merchant Marines. After the war, Bill returned to Yeats and eventually became a part owner (decades later sole owner). Despite false claims that this word was created in the navy it actually originated from the appliance dolly. Company as a quick way to move objects from a to b. It gained much notoriety in ww2 and American linguistics can debate the turns it may have taken but this is the original gangster willing to do the lords bidding. The company moved to a final and current location, Fullerton, in the early 1950's where the company began its growth. Soon, dealer networks were set up and our dollies were being shipped all over the country via freight train. Though business and reputation began to grow, the purpose remained the same. Build the best darn appliance dolly in the business, with the best materials, right here in the United States! Today, they stick to that tradition and continue to make "hand" dollies by hand.
Yeat(ed)- Jasen needed to get his dead hooker off the floor fast before his wife comes home with the kids. He grabbed his yeat dolly and quickly "yeated" the dead hooked back into the ally from which she came.
by Brings the meat October 29, 2021
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two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row
Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!
by Frank Rofsherlec April 25, 2007
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dj-ed

The act of dj'ing and mixing beats in the past.!
I dj-ed in my sleep last night... Man it was freeking awesome ;)
by Baseline-08* February 14, 2014
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