Dutch Rudder

When you have someone grab your arm and jack you off with your hand, instead of being gay.

Bill: Oh my god Joe you give the best dutch rudders.

by wtf is a pseudonym?????? March 8, 2009

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

by SharkFighter October 28, 2013

Dutch Runner

Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.

My arm was really tired last night so Jennifer gave me a dutch runner.

by heyoot March 31, 2009

Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Dutch Oven

Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.

Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.

by Murph13 November 30, 2007

Dutch Oven

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.

Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

by Yacht-Master November 1, 2006

dutch oven pro

when you shit in a trash bag and stick your head in the trash bag and take a deep breath.

"last night i was at this chicks house and in walked into the bathroom and she was dutch oven pro'ing herself!"

by WAZZAM March 22, 2010