by TrexMike March 17, 2021
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A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.
The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.
They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.
They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
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The stuff left on the bottom of your weed bags. All the stems, crystals, and leafs. Often used as a cheaper alternative to buds in baking. Though often mistaken as good, and used in joints and bowls. Known to be sold for as cheap as 30-40 dollars an ounce.
by fitzy_keegs January 13, 2017
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The one friend in the group who doesn’t really feel like a friend Becuase of how irrelevant they are or feel and when in public is the one who gets asked for the phone numbers of the other attractive friends.
The one friend in the group who doesn’t really feel like a friend Becuase of how irrelevant they are or feel and when in public is the one who gets asked for the phone numbers of the other attractive friends.
“Yoo you see those hella fine girls man”
“ yes sir I do”
“Go see if you can get their numbers”
“ nahh I’m too pussy”
“Oh fairs, jus go ask the DUFF then, their there for a reason”
“ yes sir I do”
“Go see if you can get their numbers”
“ nahh I’m too pussy”
“Oh fairs, jus go ask the DUFF then, their there for a reason”
by Doorknobsontoast_420 July 11, 2020
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by Duckie1970 December 9, 2023
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