dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.

Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.

by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.

I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!

by RevJD July 7, 2014

doitering

The act of neither geting on or off my dick and loitering somewhere in between.

Amber thinks she can get away with doitering but I got news for her she better either get off my dick or on my dick

by beastmodenick86 February 14, 2015

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

dopit

dopit is a word that is betewwn dont and stop it.

Dopit, I dont like it.

by dopit December 28, 2015

Doubtfident

The act of acting doubtful about ones appearence when one is in fact extreamly confident in ones self...

The act of acting doubtful about ones appearence when one is in fact extremely confidant in ones self..."

bro you bein doubtfident as fuck

by Studhill January 12, 2016

Dorito

A snack or a nickname for a red head

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?

by Sariuh July 2, 2016