a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 5, 2014
Get the douche-a vumug. "Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
Get the Douche it downmug. Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.
Hey look at that, a douche of emos.
...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
Hey look at that, a douche of emos.
...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
Get the a douche of emosmug. 1. Any person at an ice rink who attempts to show off, without doing anything show-off-worthy (see examples below).
2. At an ice rink, the person who, instead of doing their job as a guard, skates around in a douche-like manner to prove they're better than everyone else.
3.Any person at an ice-rink who shows off by: skating really fast, skating really fast and then skidding, resulting in sheets of ice spraying on innocent by-skaters.
2. At an ice rink, the person who, instead of doing their job as a guard, skates around in a douche-like manner to prove they're better than everyone else.
3.Any person at an ice-rink who shows off by: skating really fast, skating really fast and then skidding, resulting in sheets of ice spraying on innocent by-skaters.
1. Person- "Hey, my child is really afraid to skate, can you bring him a walker to help him out?"
Ice Douche- "Ah, nah. I'm too busy showing off to actually do the job I'm being paid for." (Skates off douchily)
2. Person A- "Hey, havin fun?"
Person B- "No, I almost got ran over by that ice douche over there."
3. Person A- "Hey, Ice Douche, could you do a triple axle for us?"
Ice Douche- "Umm, yeah, after the ice is cleared" (Ice is cleared and still doesn't do triple axle).
Ice Douche- "Ah, nah. I'm too busy showing off to actually do the job I'm being paid for." (Skates off douchily)
2. Person A- "Hey, havin fun?"
Person B- "No, I almost got ran over by that ice douche over there."
3. Person A- "Hey, Ice Douche, could you do a triple axle for us?"
Ice Douche- "Umm, yeah, after the ice is cleared" (Ice is cleared and still doesn't do triple axle).
by pistachiodskater April 4, 2011
Get the Ice Douchemug. when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.
by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008
Get the douche vibesmug. The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 14, 2014
Get the douche stickmug. when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
by imagit July 3, 2012
Get the douche momentmug.