when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.
by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008
Get the douche vibesmug. Dou-che-napp-ing
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
Get the Douche-nappingmug. There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
Get the douche bubblemug. Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?
Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
by Shantytown January 28, 2010
Get the Douche-Titanmug. Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 25, 2011
Get the Uncle Douchemug. When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)
Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe
Female: (not responding/did not hear)
Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...
Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
Female: (not responding/did not hear)
Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...
Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
by Skillet Sensation July 9, 2010
Get the Monkey Douchemug. A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!
That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.
If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.
If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
Get the Douche Puppetmug.