Persian rug doctor 

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014

Funk Doctor 

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of keeping it funky.

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of intelligent ignorance.

Can be used interchangeable with Funk Master.

He is not just funky; he is the funk doctor.

Funk Doctor by PH.unk D.octor July 6, 2008

perve doctor 

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"

Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.

perve doctor by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006

Ask your doctor if this is right for you 

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

Ask your doctor if this is right for you by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Meat Doctor 

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

Meat Doctor by SkumVilla December 11, 2013

southern doctor 

A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).

The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.

southern doctor by Rufus The Stunt Bum July 22, 2005

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022