fuck and dip

ghosting a bitch after you get into her pants.

Sam: Hey Will why do you have so many bitches, introduce me to some next time :)

WIll : Nahhh you're just gonna fuck and dip.

by Sam Chen November 16, 2018

Turtle Dip

Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.

"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."

by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011

ranch dip

A racial slur for white people

Hey mom that nigger called me a ranch dip

by The ranch dip nation November 18, 2013

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

british dip

to place ones asshole on tip of nose until victim (preferable sleeping or unconcious) gags due to unbarable stinch of brown eye and grundle, once victim gags and opens mouth to breath fresher air one would drop balls in mouth, thus completing the british dip. continue until statisfied with shaming of victim

Laney got so fucked up off of vodka and water he passed out on the kitchen floor and got britished dipped 7 times.

by danny paden July 11, 2004

oh dip

Similar to "oh damn", used in an awkward or difficult situation.

"The Saturn navcom reports are ready!"
"Oh Dip!"

by Rustle January 17, 2007

Fun Dip

89% sugar, 11% artificial ingrediants. Other than sex, it is the greatest thing in the world.

after eating some fun dip, jenny orgasmed quite loudly.

by TMZtheBAMF October 29, 2008