dildo

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo!!

by arse hole August 4, 2007

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

frozen turd dildo.

take a steamy dump in a condom. freeze it. and then stick er in the cunt. also known as "the lumpy lad"

frozen turd dildo.

by SDCARR February 14, 2012

dildo

An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool

Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.

by Greek December 28, 2005

dildo

a plastic shlong

since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed

by dr. chazzy chaz February 28, 2004

dildo smack

a physical attack with an apparatus used for sexual pleasure (dildo) also one whom is like to suffer such a blow on a regular basis.

abel sun is a dildo smack and i will dildo smack him.

by abel sun April 28, 2003

dillon

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He can put a smile on your face with one glance. He is kind, caring, and always concerned about you. He's one of a kind. He's not like every other person these days, who just waltzes around not caring for anyone else, simply living their life just because. He lives each day to the fullest. He strives to the be the best he can and the amount of love he can hold is unbelievable. He is wonderful to be around and is always making people laugh. He makes every moment feel like a memory worth keeping. When he laughs, he makes you want to stay right where you are and share the moment with him. He is the best boyfriend a girl could ever want. Romantic, sweet, caring, humorous, silly. When he looks into your eyes and smiles at you, you feel like if you're with him and that everything will be okay. The world could be falling down around you, but when you're in his arms, you feel like there are no worries. He's one of those people who you NEVER want to leave. EVER. He's one that you will want to hold onto forever. plus he's a fierce lover. ;)

damnnnnnnnnn what-a-dillon

by youwassuphello February 12, 2017