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daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.
bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle
by jpdaffy February 21, 2017
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foo diddle doo

When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.
Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo
by LieutenantPlayz101 June 11, 2018
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Lil diddle

“Ew Ana he had a lil diddle, I had to go”
by Dark skin June 23, 2018
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T diddle

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.
Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle
by A D O N February 11, 2019
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Wongle diddley dongle

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself
Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.
by Lord Dongle Diddley Dongle -JW September 25, 2019
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Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.
I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.
by TnodnarB May 24, 2020
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King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.
I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump
by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020
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