Deckered

Waking up in your own bed not knowing how you got there

Bro I have no idea how I made it back last night, I was so deckered

by LaxKing45 April 6, 2011

Black n Decker pecker

Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a pickle wash to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the peener

Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Triple Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.

The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.

Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties

Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.

Josh: Pun intended?

Alex: No - seriously

by JManNYC2010 December 21, 2010

dickberry

dried cum hangin off your pubes

or your little brother

your mom was jerkin me off last night and i shot my load into the air and it landed on my pubes and she said "IT LOOKS LIKE A DICKBERRY"

by poonlover August 6, 2009

dicked down to the socks

The case in which you have had an incredible sexual experience (dicked down so hard) to where it reaches your very soul as a woman and makes your legs tremble as if you are surfing on a fighter jet.

Jennifer : Omg I was dicked down to the socks by Caleb. It was so bad yet so gooooodd!
Taylor: Did he raise your legs up?
Jennifer: Not enough they really hurt.

by NightClerk4699 March 3, 2016

Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

Peanut-Butter-Dicked

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011