deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"

by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017

low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.

"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."

by Cockjuggler 32 April 02, 2016

doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 15, 2017

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Deuce-Noose

A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.

I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.

by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 06, 2018

get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." This happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY. To "get deuced" is the worst possible way to be punished.

by na$ty nate and junior April 05, 2006

ace deuce

best friend (prison slang)

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.

by The Inmate July 11, 2008