Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

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double dip deuce

A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.

Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.

Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.

by Original_Gax December 3, 2017

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"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

by hamking1 April 26, 2011

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