Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?

i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.

by ambyzz December 25, 2008

deiry

So beautiful, will keep you laughing But a HOE biggest hoe you will come across. Will pretend to be loyal but be a snake on the low. Sexy as hell , shitty ass heart.

"There goes deiry again with someone new "

" deiry can never stick to just one "

by Realstuffsaid August 8, 2017

Derrick

Charming, player,smart,Athletic, handsome, talks to everybody, huge liar, takes random females to the movies, never gonna change

I talk to derrick. Girl derrick messes with everybody
what's your boyfriend name? Derrick

by putingyouonbeat October 3, 2017

derryll mccray

jerk,stupid,self-centered,think's he's cool loser.

mean,cruel,no-game,no talent,wanna-be playa who think's he's all-that,and is very ugly,and no ladies want him.

by Elizabeth Thompson June 26, 2004

Derr-ah

to yell "Derr-Ah" is to be retarded and suffer from tourettes syndrome.

Derr-Ah! Derr.....ah! dah-derr! Ah!

by Justin Martin November 25, 2006

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by joe December 15, 2003