danger wank

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

by 'The Master' April 2, 2008

danger stranger

An 'ethnicon' (ethnic icon) used to refer to Arabs or Middle-Eastern travelers who immigrated to the US in recent years amidst the growing wave of terrorist attacks that has led many average, terrornoid American citizens to become concerned about their country's 'air-border' security.
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!

The post-9/11 'ticking-time bomb' theory of immanent suspect terrorist threat, justified the use of any method including TFRs (temporary flight restrictions), free-forms (witnesses' description of oriental-looking face whom might prove to be a hiding active terrorist in a city), in order to close the 'security gap' created by the attacks... has made a danger stranger out of many Arabs arriving in US airports.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Danger

It's that Myspace type photo angle that creates an illusion that the person is pretty or in shape.

"Wow, this girl is danger."

"This girl's photo is danger."

by wokfoo November 18, 2011

Danger Dolan

A type of rare pink carrot found in Ireland

No I don't like danger Dolan

by Tacotiger43371 October 18, 2016

Dandelion

Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.

Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.

by [e-mail] August 13, 2010

Stranger danger

Occurs when a male makes his way to the bathroom. The bathroom is empty and this male starts to drain. A stranger walks in and happens to pick the urinal right next to the initial male even though there are plenty of extra ones.

Dro: "yo who was that guy?"
dan: "i dont know, why?"
dro: "the queer pissed next to me"
dan: "stranger danger"

by clearlyvague April 9, 2010

Danger Wank

Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business

Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank

by Roy boi October 19, 2008