gift-chron

the act of giving someone free marijuana

sorry i couldnt get you that sweater you wanted for christmas, i got you this gift-chron instead

by redFIVE May 12, 2008

The Chronicles of Darkness

A video that was made by someone who must have had nothing else to do with their time. Its confusing at first but once you keep watching its a great video. But sometimes it makes you want to kill yourself.

"Hey man, did you watch the new The Chronicles of Darkness?"

by Wario and Waluigi December 17, 2010

Space chronic

A drink cocktail which includes stem tea, vodka, orange crush, and red bull

I'm going to finish that space chronic from last weekend!!

by Fedorchezzy August 26, 2012

CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome)

CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.

I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).

by ToeKnee64 November 28, 2012

joseph carone

A boy with a Tiny dick that dates girls taller then him

joseph carone tried fucking me but I couldn't feel it

by Joseph John carone November 19, 2019

quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018