cooter shed

1. FUPA
2. cum belly
3. A fattened area directly above a woman's pubic region similar to early months of pregnancy that would serve as shelter for the 'cooter' in a driving rain.

"Did you see that bitch's cooter shed? We could both stay dry under there in a storm."

by Eli Mckenzie October 19, 2007

cooter viewer

An article of clothing that reveals the female sexual organs, i.e. the vagina, also known as the cooter.

Dude, did you see Erin Burns shorts?
Yeah, total cooter viewers man.

by hipxhopatihopx July 7, 2009

coot rag

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

by Of Good Nature February 5, 2010

cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

Cooter Cap

The act of wearing a woman like a Beanie by inserting your bald head into her vagina.

You see that video of the guy who put his head in that chick's Vajay-jay? Total Cooter Cap Action

by Zeathe July 18, 2011

cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016