cursed_davey

cutest mf to walk the earth like its so damn cute

person 1: cursed_davey on tiktok is adorable!
parson 2: i know right?!

by cursed davey July 20, 2021

Felatiatus Curse

Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses

Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first

by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011

Kuso curse

A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.

This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”

The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:

- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot

Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:

- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad

Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."

by Kusof’dyourmom February 12, 2022

The FasGas Curse

The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.

Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"

-or-

"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"

by Curtis William Caza July 21, 2006

The Bellavia curse

An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.

I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.

by damfarmer October 3, 2011

The Collins Curse

a curse that everyone you date turns gay/homosexual after you date them.

Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018

Bobby Shmurda Curse

Makes your internet cut out at random times.

Sorry I keep disconnecting. I have the Bobby Shmurda Curse.

by Nigglet Logic September 5, 2018