National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.

A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022

Celebi

A sexuality where the person is only gay for celebrities. They are straight for normal people but when it comes to celebrities their straightness disappears.

"I'm celebi so I have a boyfriend but I also want to fuck Lauren Jauregui ."

by dangerouskait August 3, 2016

Caleb

A retarded dumb ass that likes putting his peepee in dogs

Caleb likes his peepee inside of dogs

by Savageslayer69 November 28, 2018

Celebating

Pertains to the act of not having sex. I.e. whenever one is not having sex.

I am celebating (i.e. I am not having sex).

by cica October 24, 2009

Caleb Carr

A guy who can't shoot basketball, fails every subject, is about 4 ft. tall, and might be a woman

Boy 1: "That guy sucks at basketball"
Boy 2: "Yah he is a total Caleb Carr"

by Chef'n'25 September 3, 2016

Caleb Breedlove

That one annoying kid that you kind of like but not really. He is also someone that is really bad at picking and making friends. PS He is horrible at sports

Wow he is such a Caleb Breedlove why does he hangout with that Jacob Silvers kid

by 123obesity February 16, 2017

celebian

It's literally the word "celebrity" but with a different spelling

"I wanna be a celebian when I grow up."

by Qinky June 13, 2018