crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.

It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.

by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007

crotch castle

a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.

"After swimming i had a huge crotch castle"

by Allie April 24, 2005

Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

by RabbiRob July 3, 2006

Crotch Pheasant

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid

Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?

by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010

crotch rocket

A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.

Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa

by zoom zoom September 1, 2004

Beer Crotch

The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.

Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.

Drew has such a beer crotch right now.

by shteph12 February 27, 2011

Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010