Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

crispy

the feeling or act of being burnt out

The team is a little crispy this week.

by Amberbackhander March 5, 2022

The crispy

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

by City6930 June 29, 2021

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024

Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018