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Smash My Crash Bash

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
by Westy Testy October 17, 2005
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Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.
Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.
by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017
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Crashfire T Killjoy

Synonymous with on fleek. It is abbreviated CTK.
That jersey is Crashfire T Killjoy (CTK), bro. Thanks for noticing. You are CTK, my dudes.
by Crashkiller January 5, 2020
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Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy
Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard
by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020
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Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience
i used strategic crashery to get on the roof
by frank's_place January 23, 2011
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I crashed my phone

I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it
'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'

- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
by Hello my name is try May 31, 2015
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USPS Crashed Into My House

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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