coma

sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck.

by the cooler suitemate November 8, 2006

put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

by HoboJoeseph July 29, 2006

Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

ta-coma

The feeling you get of strongly needing a siesta after ingesting too much Mexican food. Heavily associated with greasy fast food Mexican.

I ate 6 of those carnitas tacos, I'm in a ta-coma.

by Eddie Bax November 14, 2010

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Coma cake

A special cake made with medicinal marijuana butter. Typically a denser cake with no frosting like sponge cake or coffee cake but does include any style cake as long as it contains medicinals.

I just made a new coma cake for the party, dont forget its medicated and eat too much or you might have a bad trip. After eating a Coma Cake one will often take a Weed Nap.

by Mikkster78 October 7, 2011

chrono coman

The Leet Swede, Runescape player, active in www.runenews.net, www.runeweb.net and www.runesigs.com

Chrono is the Greek God Of Time

Ph34r this god of time.

by #runenews ownz you December 31, 2004