When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.
The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
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Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.
hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"
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Get the Columbus mug.when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
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To put it briefly, Eric was a psychopath who was obsessed with violence and formulated the attack, which was to be a bombing, for years. He fantasized about numerous, high-scale attacks, strived to outdo any previous instance of American domestic terrorism with hundreds of fatalities, and kept a detailed journal of every little facet of their plan. It was his idea. It could be said that Eric almost singlehandedly carried out the attacks. He was sadistic, without empathy and saw everyone as inferior.
Dylan was a depressive tagalong who simply wanted a way out of life. He looked to Eric for approval for everything. He was good at heart and almost chickened out more than once. He wrote about love and crushes in his journal and simply saw himself as a failure. He put very little toward the attacks.
To put it briefly, Eric was a psychopath who was obsessed with violence and formulated the attack, which was to be a bombing, for years. He fantasized about numerous, high-scale attacks, strived to outdo any previous instance of American domestic terrorism with hundreds of fatalities, and kept a detailed journal of every little facet of their plan. It was his idea. It could be said that Eric almost singlehandedly carried out the attacks. He was sadistic, without empathy and saw everyone as inferior.
Dylan was a depressive tagalong who simply wanted a way out of life. He looked to Eric for approval for everything. He was good at heart and almost chickened out more than once. He wrote about love and crushes in his journal and simply saw himself as a failure. He put very little toward the attacks.
Columbine was a tragedy heavily reported at the turn of the millennium, but so many were misinformed. Dave Cullen's Columbine is a modern marvel and everyone should read it before claiming to know everything about the massacre.
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To be anally abused
such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society
To be anally abused
such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society
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