smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

Air Cocaine

The white stuff known as snow that falls from the sky

Look at all the Air cocaine that is falline

by Froggie01 December 8, 2016

Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.

Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"

by The Real Academic July 28, 2018

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

foot cocaine

The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.

I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!

by thewongchoice5 March 2, 2021

Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

by pechman April 4, 2021

fish cocaine

Salt for saltwater aquariums.

I picked up some fish cocaine to build my saltwater aquarium.

by Fishboy1000 April 23, 2021