Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉

He’s a Bill Clinton.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Buss a Bill Clinton

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth during oral sex

Shorty gave best head ever I buss a Bill Clinton in her mouth

by J. Kirschbaum February 14, 2022

Hillary Clinton

Crazy witch who loves to chew on babies. She also wants to nuke Russia because she is the devil and loves to kill innocent people. She is like modern Hitler, but instead of Jews, she hates slavs.

Heil Hillary Clinton - dumb democRAT

by debil12 May 9, 2020

reverse clinton

When you get blown BY a President. Could be the Class President, President of your company, President of a country, you name it.

If you get blown by a President, you've been Reverse Clintoned.

I've been Reverse Clintoned dozens of times, Maureen spent a good portion of Senior Year with my wiener in her mouth.

by Magma_ April 21, 2018

Clinton Turbulence

Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..

Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"

Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".

by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023

Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022

clinton

the sexiest man alive and has a huge DICK and gets all the gurls

CLINTON knows how to use hes huge DICK

by anonymous November 22, 2021