Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)

Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."

by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011

Jesus Christ

An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"

*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!

by ZahhakNJ September 23, 2016

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

by KityKat November 6, 2007

Jesus Christ

A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris

Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!

by Loser XY October 20, 2008

the passion of the Christ

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.

Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?

by Pissed Off Person April 25, 2004

Christ's peepee

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.

"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."

by di_du_does August 3, 2008

christbell

An beautiful woman that is easy to talk to and loves making more friend and she is very sensitive with a big heart

Ex: " oh look at christbell"
Ex: " omg look at christbell's hair

by pendals May 30, 2016