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Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011
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Jesus Christ

An exclamation on par with "holy shit!" "What the hell?!"
*something crazy happens*
John: "Jesus Christ! What just happened?!
by ZahhakNJ September 23, 2016
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JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit
"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"
by KityKat November 6, 2007
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Jesus Christ

A worthy apponent to Chuck Norris
Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris should fight!
by Loser XY October 20, 2008
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the passion of the Christ

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.
Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?
by Pissed Off Person April 25, 2004
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Christ's peepee

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.
"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."
by di_du_does August 3, 2008
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christbell

An beautiful woman that is easy to talk to and loves making more friend and she is very sensitive with a big heart
Ex: " oh look at christbell"
Ex: " omg look at christbell's hair
by pendals May 30, 2016
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