chronic leaves

High quality marijuana

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves”
“Oh word?”

by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

chronic poseidus

The itching of the vagina repeatedly

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching

by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021

Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.

"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"

by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022

chronic

the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato

" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."

by loco Armenian 777 November 20, 2018

chronic sativa

high quality weed

Let's smoke some chronic sativa and be high for hours ;D

by Hot.sPot November 18, 2010

Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022