chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

chip syndrome

Adj. - Definition of an annoying child who won't stop talking or is trying to be cute.

Little Richie on Dick Van Dyke has the most chip syndrome I have ever seen.

Chip (Little tea cup) on Beauty & The Beast truly defines chip syndrome.

by smazzucco88 December 10, 2009

lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017

Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.

"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!

by Iced Russian August 23, 2011

Chip drinking

When you crush the remaining of your chips to make crumbs and pour it into your mouth.

Oh, Matt totally was just chip drinking.

by Colonel Knickerbocker January 5, 2017

Tip chip

When you place on chocolate chip on the tip of a penis and then eat it

Lemme get a taste of that tip chip baby

by Arealginger May 28, 2019

Chip Orgy

The mixing of two or more different types of potato/tortilla/corn chip to create an awesome snack mix.

Dude, I just threw some Sun Chips, Sour Cream and Onion Chips, and some Doritos in the bowl together. We got a delicious Chip Orgy to enjoy during the game.

by DTM1088 January 22, 2014