cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.

person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!

by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009

Cheeto

cheating hoe

this cheeto gets on my FUCKING NERVES!!! I'm throwing this ring.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

CHEETOED

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.

A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.

by Messiejanders March 10, 2023

Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus

I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.

by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

Cheeto Cult

Cheeto Cult is a bunch of crackheads and douchebaguettes and brits and swedes and toogits and cockroaches on acid. They all hate it here. They like to spend their time in the city or the forest. Some of them hide in boxes or rooms. They gamer.

Cheeto Cult is being high again. Isn't that usually the case?

by some random toogit May 30, 2020