Stinky Cheeto

When one does one from behind and inserts thumb into butt hole.

Turn around and let me give you a stinky Cheeto.

by Burberry5 February 20, 2019

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus

I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.

by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

Cheeto Cult

Cheeto Cult is a bunch of crackheads and douchebaguettes and brits and swedes and toogits and cockroaches on acid. They all hate it here. They like to spend their time in the city or the forest. Some of them hide in boxes or rooms. They gamer.

Cheeto Cult is being high again. Isn't that usually the case?

by some random toogit May 30, 2020

CHEETOED

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.

A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.

by Messiejanders March 10, 2023

Cheeto hair

Someone who has orange/ginger colored hair. Ed Sheeran would be an example.

Is your brother a blond, brunette, blacket or Cheeto hair?

by kennyfurachail October 6, 2024