by liMPiNMEdiC December 08, 2007
1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
2. any kind of come back.
3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!
Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella
Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.
Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
by BigDickPic4u April 03, 2015
(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.
"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"
by enkidef February 27, 2017
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
by labkat January 12, 2009
If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
by Mikeylovescake June 02, 2013
Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.
by CIbeast June 30, 2011
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009