calvin locke

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

by Marty Gra January 18, 2017

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009

Calvinbah

HE is a god amongst mortal, a lord amongst ladies, A smacker of booty. Sock it to him sock it to him hard.

"hey calvinbah"
"fuck off noob"

by calvinbah December 6, 2006

Calvin

One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.

Person 1: Is that calvin???

Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.

by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018

calinawan

one who is awesome or large around the chest region. big boobs, bigger than yo boobs and is a pretty damn person

kim is a damn calinawan!

by ohjeezy December 30, 2009

Calinda

v. the action of being spontaneous and yet sexy. Always has that "what?" moment and seems to be high when talking to others, especially with friends. Easily gets scared from behind or front. Uses plenty of caressing hand gestures.

Ex:

Man that guy got so drunk last night, he pulled a Calinda from behind.

by Ritz15 October 30, 2014

Calvin

One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others

Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?

Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin

by Charlie K. April 17, 2019