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Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
I was cookie cutting my girl last night.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
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mr.cotton

The name of the most oblivuous guy on earth. A mr.cotton will always say "good morning (raiders)" to you but this is just the common courtesy for a mr.cotton because they live on what they think is a flat earth. (Secluded from everyone humor wise)

(Another way to describe this is someone who just isn't very good at picking up on jokes)
A: "Hey have you seen this meme?"
B: "I don't understand why that is funny"
A: "oh come on. Don't be a mr.cotton"
by odd muffin February 23, 2019
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Mrs.cotton

She's a stupid cunt who likes to lie about everything, I'm pretty sure she cheated on her cat with coach barnhill, she always has a bong in her classroom and I'm pretty sure she's a tweaker.
Mrs.Cotton is a tweaker and smokes crack out of a bong.
by Hitler loves Jews 1946 March 4, 2019
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Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!
"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"
by Jess Murray May 20, 2019
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swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Carolina Cottonpicker

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Rotten Cotton

Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.
I want to fuck that rotten cotton.

Yeah, let's just say I like my cotton to be rotten!
by VampireAlex October 1, 2019
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