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cubicle

A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.

Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:

1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."
by semipunk93 May 14, 2011
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cube

A fake four walled "office." Often a cube is shared with other "cubemates" in the workplace.
by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003
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Cuba Rican

The result of a Cuban father and a Puerto Rican mother. Thus, the child is Cuban and Puerto Rican, or Cuba Rican.
Contrary to popular belief, Cuba Ricans are NOT the same as Puerto Cubans.
by Felipe A. April 28, 2005
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cubing

(cube-ing) verb. Action of playing with a Rubik's cube.
Not now, I'm cubing!
by Bolesie75 April 17, 2010
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cubicell

Taken from cubicle, a small grey or beige box smaller than the average prison cell in which corporate America places their staff for extended periods of the day.
The boss made sure we stayed in our cubicells for eight hours or more each day.
by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006
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Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.
by Victor Vector September 25, 2006
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cubette

term used to describe a person within a group of co workers working within a partitioned area in an office.
tegan and her cubettes were working on a new project today.
by Stephanie Parmenter June 26, 2007
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