by Appleears March 11, 2022
Get the Crunchmug. When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
Get the Old Man Crunchmug. by Teki May 31, 2023
Get the crunchmug. Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug. Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
Get the Time Crunchingmug. by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011
Get the zoodabega crunchmug. v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug.