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transparent clothing

Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING
by pi is mathnesss March 26, 2017
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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
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Cunt Cloth

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss
by Gtru197 April 13, 2025
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cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving
I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking
by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020
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clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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